Soon to be ... Free!

Whoopee-
Yesterday was my knee check-up! Thanks to A & Em for taking me. Good news, I get to start physical therapy next week. Most people probably would not find cycling on a bike going nowehere staring at a pile weed covered dirt(a little atmosphere please) a plus but hey, it beats watching Tyra Banks slapping a purposely bald Steve Harvey on the back of the head hard enough to make his eyes bug out. If anybody but Tyra(or maybe his wife)had slapped him there would probably be a lawsuit involved.I'm pretty sure people are lining up to be smacked a lot of places by Tyra,most of which cannot be mentioned in this family friendly(almost?) blog!
I still can't drive but EC is about to become head of the teenage chauffer service maybe I'll score him a little cap and a black suit. 'Cause you you know a girl's gotta look fly when she's being toted around town. Plus if he has to wait for me some idiot might decide he's a lurking terrorist and call the FBI. Ooh- EC there's another idea for a senior project(no not the lurking terrorist) :Teen Chauffers. Because everyone wants to ride with anyone but their own teen(nice tagline!). He can add that to other 6 things I mention over and over- of course I think I've never said them before so at least it's new to me everytime! I don't think EC listens to me more than 50% of the time anyway
One last reason I need to get the heck out of here for Physical Therapy-The Birds! No, not the movie running endlessly on the AMC channel(it's not-too bad though) .I'm referring to the insane robin who is attacking hinself in the window of the backdoor. This has been going on for like 3 days! When is the bird brain going to figure out that he's actually jealous of his own buff bird bod! At least it's not against the window by my head-I'd have to crutch it into the next county. Maybe he'll impress some valley girl female and they'll run off to nest at the top of some electrical tower and have two headed babies and sell I can sell the video to Animal Planet!
I can almost hear the cash(I mean change) pouring in. Another great Senior Project for EC! Maybe he can get one of YC's friends ( have some suggestions) to climb the electric tower.
Well I'm off to order a video cam I can fit in tree hole (only a few thousand dollars honey-it's an investment-I swear!)and begin my next career. Ta ta!