GREEN,GReen,green,GrEeN,green,greeN,green,green-ahhhhhh! Save me I can't stand it any more!!! Does anyone have another damn word for saving the earth? Every year catalogs come up with like a hundred freakin' words for the color green but enviromentalists can't come up with any new way to say "won't kill us or anything else on the planet"? What ever happened to energy saving or enviromentally safe(I mean without the the word green in the sentence).
The phrase is almost as annoying as Rachel Ray. I have seen almost no program in the last few days that doesn't talk about it,advertize it,use it! It sort of makes me want to run around the house and turn on all the faucets and lights. Don't worry honey, I'd never do that unless I was trying to collect the life insurance. As usual advertizers have to beat everything to death. Think thin,heart health,staying active. What are we morons? Anybody who doesn't know what to do about any of the these things by now probably doesn't give a crap. I can't believe anybody can have enough to say to put out twelve issues dedicated to out health (for years even)-no wonder nobody knows what they're supposed to keep from kicking off early. Eat nothing ,eat anything, eat only naturally blue things. Exercise constantly but don't overdue it you could drop dead and almost all of us have a mental problem of some kind but there's a pill for that(if you have healthcare). Perhaps we all need to go one of those enema/exercise/mineral bath spas that went out with those wacky Victorians. I can't imagine who doesn't want to go on a vacation that involves enemas-sign me up baby! I suppose someone could always offer a colonoscopy/boot camp/lipo spa. Oh, wait I saw that on FitFoodHomeStyle TV yesterday!It was recommended by Oprah I'm pretty sure!
Just a quick aside. I never again want to hear a gay man utter the phrase it's like "lipsticking the pig" this not a good image to have stuck in my head. I'm going to need Percocet with my vodka to sleep tonight!!.Sorry THEY said it on the TV. Did I mention "they" live in San Francisco in a lavender 1.2 million dollar house with 1 bathroom and a crappy kitchen. And they say the housing markets tanking! Enough rant for one day-I think I'm getting boring being stuck at home.
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You need a good book. Sounds like you're going to throw your crutch through the TV soon. It was good to see you yesterday. Hope that helped some with the monotony.
Love, Mom L.
Yep, I would agree with your mom... a good book is key and also some virtual traveling in your own mind. Love your blog girlfriend! Keep positive and rant on if you need too!!
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