Hi Everyone One! This has been one big, sometimes unpleasant adventure. Thanks to everyone who has visited and brought food and CHOCOLATE. I'm also flattered that you all have been checking on my blog everyday and asking me about my next post-however-did any of you people notice that I am hopped up on enough painkillers to actually allow a freight train (or Lindsey Lohan while she's hitting our PECO poles) run me over and not feel it!!?? This makes many things highly amusing but my will to share them only goes as far as to say "wow that would maked a good blo....zzzzzz". So you see my dilemma. I'm also pretty sure during this time anything I typed would have looked like pig latin (actually I checked the translate into pig latin box when I was setting up the blog so if you'd like to read that version,knock yourself out).
Anyway I've cut back on the Percocet(not by choice),I noticed I could see the bottom of the bottle and I have to have a refill ok'd by the doctor. I don't want to look like a woose (how the heck do you spell that?)or a drug addicted suburban housewife(a bad example for the kids)!!
Anyway know that Ive tapered back(boohoo) and all the anethesia has left the building I feel like bloggin' at you all. So I've grabbed my laptop and was all excited to pop it on lap and and start pounding away.That's when I encountered my first problem! As some of you know I'm on this passive motion machine which bends my leg for me. This most of the exercise I'm allowed and I do it 6 hr s a day. They should make one of these for your whole body-you could eat bonbons while you do it! I never realized that when you lift your leg up and down your lap moves back and forth. Consequently the laptop move forward and back,forward and back. This is a little like trying to type with my laptop on a raft in the ocean. I'm still typing pig latin but at least now I have the where withall to fix it(I think-don't pick on me I'm cripped!). I just hope I don't get sea sick!
That's all need vomitting with a brace on my leg-I guarantee you that all those nice people helping me would suddenly need to watch some emergency Animal Planet or go top off the gas tank at the local Wawa!
I will continue to regale you with the amusing anecdotes(special thanks to my family)-which I am unable to prevent, over the next few posts.
Remember "IT is what IT is " on the island!
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Hey Huffa Woose!
not sure how i would spell it either, maybe woossssssss! at any rate... we will keep you in all the chocolates you want and any other stuff you will need. We have some oxy left from emilys surgery if you need it for a pharma cocktail. I think we all need to have some sunshine and warm weather! Bring on the spring!!!!!
From the cranky moose lurking in the bamboo.
the cranky moose from around the corner, lurking amongst the bamboo!
Beth check out badger, about the food. you will have a really good laugh!
So glad to see you're up to blogging again--or is it back and forth to blogging....
Mom
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